Inside this year's Gift Issue.
Every December the magazines run the gift issue. Page after page of things she'd be polite about. Most of it is in a closet by February with the tags still on, and you both know it.
The one she won't return is the one she can't get anywhere else, because she writes it herself. Once page one has her handwriting on it, there's nothing to take back to the store. It's hers.

